Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Window Curtains (1 Piece)

This blackout curtain is perfect for people who love sleeping in, dodging sunlight, and proudly broadcasting their dog-induced tardiness to the world. Made from heavyweight polyester and printed in eye-popping color, this curtain blocks out everything except your questionable time management and great taste in home décor.

With a 4″ rod pocket for easy hanging and hemmed edges for extra sass durability, it’s a one-piece curtain that makes a one-of-a-kind statement. Whether you’re sleeping, binge-watching, or hiding from responsibilities, this curtain’s got your back—and your window.

Key Features:

🖼 100% Polyester Fabric – Strong, durable, and definitely more put-together than you before 10 AM.
🌑 Blackout Fabric – Keeps out sunlight, streetlights, and judgmental stares.
🎨 One-Sided Print in Vibrant Color – Bold design on one side, total darkness on the other—like your Monday mornings.
🪡 Hemmed Edges – Finished for long-lasting dramatic flair.
📏 4″ Rod Pocket – Slide it onto a curtain rod like the functional adult you pretend to be.

Care Instructions:

🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
🚫 Do not bleach
🔥 Tumble dry low—like your energy levels before coffee

Size Guide:

50″ × 84″ – Just the right size to block out sunlight, responsibilities, and that one neighbor who always waves when you’re in pajamas. Ideal for most standard windows and all dramatic exits.

Pro Tip: Perfect for bedrooms, guest rooms, or any room where you’re avoiding sunlight and expectations. Pair with an “Out of Office” sign and a face mask to complete the full antisocial aesthetic.

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