Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Flag

Because sometimes a front yard needs less subtlety and more honesty, this lightweight polyester flag is your ticket to flying your chaos high—literally. Made from ultra-light organza fabric with a satin finish, this flag flows beautifully in the wind and tells the world what really matters: dogs over deadlines.

Available in three sizes (from “friendly wave” to “statement of the year”), it’s perfect for patios, porches, garden poles, or wherever you feel the urge to broadcast your dog-induced tardiness. With a side tunnel for easy mounting (flagpole not included—because of course it’s not), this flag is made for those who want to decorate with flair and a mild disregard for structure.

Key Features:

🐾 100% Polyester Organza – Light, flowy, and full of emotional transparency.
🎨 Satin Finish + One-Sided Print – Because your excuses should shine in high resolution.
✂️ Double Plain-Stitched Edges – Strong enough to survive wind, rain, and judgmental neighbors.
🏡 Indoor & Outdoor Use – Fly it in the garden, living room, or wherever your reputation needs a little clarity.
🎏 Side Tunnel for Mounting – Slide onto a pole (not included) with the confidence of someone who’s never on time and doesn’t care.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
🚫 Do not iron, bleach, or dry clean
🔥 Tumble dry low (or hang dry with flair)

Size Guide:

Choose your level of statement:

• 18″ x 12″ – Petite and polite: perfect for low-key sass

• 36″ x 24″ – Just bold enough to get the message across without yelling

• 60″ x 36″ – Go big or go back inside—it’s basically a fabric billboard of truth

Side tunnel: 2.68″ wide on all sizes
Size tolerance: ±0.79″ – because precision is overrated when you’re perpetually late

Pro Tip: Hang it by your front door, your garden, or your next passive-aggressive HOA meeting. Pair with a matching mug and a suspiciously empty calendar for full lifestyle synergy. Bonus points if your dog photobombs it daily.

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