Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Plastic Yard Sign

Let your lawn do the talking—loudly, proudly, and with just a hint of canine chaos. This double-sided plastic yard sign is here to help you make a bold, weather-resistant statement about your priorities: dogs over punctuality, always.

Made from tough 4mm corrugated plastic and printed on both sides, this sign comes with an aluminum stake to firmly plant your sass into the earth (or at least the front yard). With multiple size and orientation options, it’s perfect for drive-by laughs, dog-walker appreciation, or confusing your HOA just enough to make life interesting.

Key Features:

🪧 Durable 4mm Corrugated Plastic – Built for the outdoors and emotionally tougher than your morning meeting.
🔄 Double-Sided Print – So your excuse is visible from every angle.
📏 Multiple Sizes + Orientation Options – Landscape or portrait, depending on how dramatically you want to express yourself.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA – For that authentic, freedom-of-expression yard energy.
🪛 Includes Aluminum Stake – Because your sign deserves better than being propped up with a stick from the woods.

Care Instructions:

🧽 Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth.
💦 For stubborn dirt, use a damp cloth.
🚫 Do not rub vigorously—unless you’re emotionally invested.

Size Guide:

🔹 18″ x 12″ (Horizontal) / 12″ x 18″ (Vertical) – Compact sass. Great for yards, flower beds, or passive-aggressively marking your territory.

🔹 24″ x 18″ (Horizontal) / 18″ x 24″ (Vertical) – Bold but tasteful. Eye-catching for guests and delivery drivers alike.

🔹 36″ x 24″ (Horizontal) / 24″ x 36″ (Vertical) – Go big or go back inside. Maximum visibility for maximum attitude.

Pro Tip: Use it to make the neighbors laugh, confuse your mail carrier, or subtly warn guests that you’re probably late—but at least you’re hydrated and dog-approved. Bonus points for pairing it with a door mat that says “Knock if you’re bringing treats—or dogs.”

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