Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Stainless Steel Water Bottle With Straw 20oz

This 20oz stainless steel water bottle is the perfect companion for your active lifestyle—or your extremely committed habit of walking around the block just to pet every dog. Built tough with a coated stainless steel body and equipped with a pivot spout, straw, and loop handle lid, it’s ideal for hikers, bikers, joggers, and professional “I’ll be there in 5” texters.

It’s got leak-proof powers, high-quality ORCA coating for your wildly specific designs, and enough room to keep you hydrated until you’re late for the next thing. Bonus: it includes a straw, because some of us simply refuse to tip a bottle like peasants.

Key Features:

🧊 20oz Capacity – Hydration level: “I have my life together (allegedly).”
🖌 ORCA Coating – Makes your design look as bold as your excuses for being late.
💧 Leak-Proof Lid with Pivot Spout – No drips, no spills, no evidence.
🚶 Loop Handle – Easy to grab when you’re sprinting after a corgi.
🥤 Straw Included – Sip like royalty while ignoring texts.
🌈 Vibrant Colors – Brighter than your future if you keep chasing dogs instead of deadlines.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Treat it better than your impulse purchases. No dishwashers, just drama-free scrubbing.

Size Guide:

🔹 Height: 8.90 in – Just tall enough to flex but still fit in your bag of chaos.
🔹 Diameter: 2.80 in – Sleek, chic, and surprisingly grabbable.
🔹 Capacity: 20oz – A tidy amount of hydration for someone who claims they drink water but lives on iced coffee.

Pro Tip: Perfect for workouts, road trips, fake hikes, or casually strolling around the park pretending you’re outdoorsy while actually just scanning for dogs. Bonus points if you match your bottle to your emotional support hoodie.

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