Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Gator Tumbler 32oz
$25.77
This 32oz stainless steel Gator Tumbler holds enough liquid to survive meetings, marathons, or mild emotional breakdowns. With a flip-top spout, inner straw, and judgment-free insulation, it’s the stylish hydration companion for anyone who’s late, distracted by dogs, and dangerously thirsty—for water and validation.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : 32oz hydration hero, funny large tumbler, sarcastic flip-top drinkware, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog, stainless steel emotional support cup
This isn’t just a tumbler—it’s a full-blown hydration event. With 32oz of cold, caffeinated, or chaos-quenching capacity, the Gator Tumbler is your trusty sidekick for road trips, gym days, existential spirals, and every dog distraction in between.
Made from durable stainless steel with double-wall insulation, it keeps your drinks at the right temperature and your composure (barely) intact. Featuring a flip-top spout and inner straw, this tumbler is ready for dramatic sips, mid-walk hydration, and eye contact avoidance with strangers at the dog park.
Note: Printed using fancy digital inkjet sorcery, which may cause faint lines. But hey, who among us isn’t a little streaky under pressure?
Key Features:
🐾 32oz Capacity – Big enough to hydrate you through awkward conversations and spontaneous dog sightings.
🧊 Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps drinks hot or cold, depending on your mood—or personality split.
🖤 Stainless Steel Body – Durable, resistant to rust, and emotionally stronger than you on Mondays.
🥤 Flip-Top Spout with Straw – Sip like you’ve got secrets (you do).
🎨 Vibrant Full-Color Print – Bright and bold—unless you’re over 30, in which case: sunglasses recommended.
🧪 Inkjet Print Warning – May show faint lines because nothing in life (or printing) is perfect.Care Instructions:
🧼 Hand Wash Only: Your dishwasher is a savage beast. This tumbler deserves spa treatment, not trauma.
Size Guide:
🔹 Height: 8.87 in – Tall, bold, and not afraid to make a statement.
🔹 Neck Diameter: 2.30 in – Slim enough for car cup holders, not for your drama.
🔹 Bottom Diameter: 3.58 in – Sturdy base for standing tall through the chaos.
🔹 Capacity: 32oz – That’s four cups of “I can’t even.”Pro Tip: Perfect for staying hydrated during hikes, yoga classes you didn’t sign up for, or silently judging from the passenger seat. Bonus points if your drink matches your attitude: bold, strong, and a little over the top.
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32oz Height, in 8.87 Diameter (neck), in 2.30 Diameter (bottom), in 3.58
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