Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Can Holder
$23.68
Keep your drink cold and your excuses cooler with this 12oz stainless steel can holder. It’s vacuum insulated, anti-slip, and drama-proof—just like you wish your life was. Fits your favorite can or bottle and keeps it chill longer than your last situationship.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : cold drink chaos gear, funny can holder, sarcastic beverage accessory, Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog, stainless steel drink sleeve
Finally, a can holder that matches your lifestyle: chill, drama-resistant, and completely unbothered by temperature swings or social expectations.
This sleek 12oz vacuum-insulated stainless steel can holder is your new ride-or-die for backyard BBQs, questionable tailgates, and dog-spotting marathons. Thanks to its anti-slip finish and double-wall insulation, your drink stays cold while you stay cool pretending not to panic about your to-do list. It even comes with a locking gasket to trap cold air and your emotional baggage.
Bonus: it’s dishwasher-safe—because your time is better spent chasing dogs, not scrubbing drinkware.
Key Features:
🧊 Double-Wall Insulated Stainless Steel – Keeps your beverage cold longer than your attention span.
🥶 Cold-Trapping Gasket – Seals the cold in and the judgment out.
💧 No-Sweat Technology – Zero condensation, zero drama, zero water rings on your mom’s coffee table.
🖐 Anti-Slip Surface – Grippy enough for clumsy hands and high-stakes dog sightings.
🧼 Dishwasher-Safe – Because you’re not doing more hand-washing in this economy.Care Instructions:
🧽 Clean in the dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and dish soap—either way, your cold beverage stays the star.
Size Guide:
🔹 Fits 12oz Cans or Bottles – Think soda, beer, or whatever fizzy coping mechanism you prefer.
🔹 Height: 4.84 in – Tall enough to sip judgment-free.
🔹 Diameter: 3.11 in – Fits snugly in your hand and the moment of denial you’re living in.Pro Tip: Slide your favorite canned drink in and take it wherever dogs roam, dreams die, or your in-laws visit unexpectedly. It’s not just a can holder—it’s a lifestyle cooler.
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12oz Height, in 4.84 Diameter, in 3.11