Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Insulated Tumbler with Lid 40oz (Engraving)

Meet the jumbo-sized emotional support beverage holder of your dreams. This 40oz engraved tumbler is your loyal sidekick for road trips, adulting attempts, and avoiding real responsibilities—like eye contact.

Made from 90% recycled stainless steel (because the planet deserves better too) and topped with a 100% recycled plastic lid, it’s basically the eco-conscious icon you aspire to be. With double-wall vacuum insulation, your coffee stays hotter than your inbox, and your iced drinks stay colder than your ex’s texts.

Includes a matching straw and a handle sturdy enough to carry your drink, your stress, and all the reasons you were late (spoiler alert: it was a dog).

Key Features:

🧊 Double-Wall Vacuum Insulation – Keeps hot things hot, cold things cold, and you emotionally unpredictable for hours.
🧢 Press-Fit Slider Lid – Minimizes spills, maximizes your ability to sip while saying “I’m fine.”
🐾 Matching Straw – For when you want to drink like an adult but feel like a toddler.
💚 Recycled Materials – 90% recycled stainless steel + 100% recycled plastic = 200% less guilt.
🖋 Engraved Design – Classy, permanent, and can’t be wiped away like your dignity in a group chat.
🖐 Comfort Handle – Because this beast is 40oz, and your delicate fingers deserve a break.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Scrub it like your reputation depends on it. Dishwasher = chaos and sadness.

Size Guide:

🔹 40oz Capacity – Enough for a full day of hydration, half a bottle of wine, or one truly dramatic cold brew.
🔹 Height: 9.56 in – Tall, bold, and ready to interrupt your Zoom calls.
🔹 Diameter: 3.94 in – Solidly shaped for all cupholders that support your lifestyle.
🔹 Width with Handle: 5.31 in – For hands, glove compartments, and gentle clutches of existential dread.

Pro Tip:Perfect for road trips, gym days, or emotionally-fueled Target runs. Bonus: if someone asks why you’re carrying a gallon of liquid, just whisper “hydration and trauma” and walk away slowly.

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