Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Stainless Steel Water Bottle Sports Lid

Stay hydrated while mentally checked out with this ruggedly charming stainless steel water bottle that screams “I saw a dog and forgot to drink water again.” Available in three commitment levels—12oz (for lightweights), 18oz (for optimists), and 32oz (for drama queens with a gym membership).

Its double-wall stainless steel body keeps your drinks cold for 24 hours or warm for 12—which is longer than your average attention span. The BPA-free sports lid lets you sip with one hand while pointing out dogs with the other. Perfect for workouts, work meetings you didn’t want to attend, and long walks where you pretend to be thinking deeply but are actually looking for the nearest golden retriever.

Key Features:

🚰 Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps cold drinks chilly and hot drinks toasty longer than your willpower.
🐾 Sports Lid – Twist-on, easy-sip lid that says, “Yes, I go outside sometimes.”
🌈 Bright, Vibrant Colors – Because your hydration goals deserve main character energy.
🥤 Matte Finish – Sleek, smooth, and suspiciously stylish—like your curated Instagram life.
✅ BPA-Free & Certified – Hydrate without the existential dread of toxic plastic.
📍 Made in South Korea – Because quality and K-pop come from the same magical land.

Care Instructions:

🧼 Hand Wash Only: Scrub lovingly by hand, as if it contains the last drops of your sanity. Dishwasher betrayal not recommended.

Size Guide:

🔹 12oz – For short trips, espresso addicts, or anyone who hydrates exclusively to avoid eye contact.
🔹 18oz – A happy medium between ambition and “I’ll just refill later.”
🔹 32oz – For gym warriors, outdoor adventurers, or people who like to carry emotional support liquids.

Pro Tip: Match your bottle to your mood: 12oz for pretending you have your life together, 18oz for functional chaos, and 32oz for “I just cried in my car but at least I’m hydrated.”

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