Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Stainless Steel Water Bottle Handle Lid
$28.05 – $34.08
Running late again? Blame the dog (you were hydrating, obviously). This stainless steel water bottle keeps your drinks colder than your ex’s texts and hotter than your group chat gossip. With a handle made for heroic hydration and double-wall insulation that laughs in the face of lukewarm, it’s the sassy sidekick every dog-distracted wanderer needs.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog themed drinkware, Funny Water Bottle, insulated bottle humor, quirky hydration gear, Sorry I’m Late Collection
Forget fashionably late—this bottle was too busy hydrating and howling at adorable pups. Whether you’re climbing Everest or just navigating a Monday, this double-wall insulated stainless steel water bottle keeps your drinks hot for 12 hours, cold for 24, and your excuses properly caffeinated. Available in three portable sizes with a built-in handle so you can carry it like a hydration hero (or just loop it on your bag and pretend you’re athletic).
Key Features:
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🧊 Double-Wall Insulation: Hot stays hot. Cold stays cold. Lukewarm? Not in this bottle’s vocabulary.
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💪 Adventure-Ready Handle Lid: It’s like a leash for your hydration—secure, easy to grab, and non-barky.
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🎨 Vibrant Matte Finish: Designs so bold, even your dog will stop mid-sniff to admire.
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🧪 BPA-Free and Intertek Certified: Science says it’s safe. Your taste buds say it’s awesome.
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🦾 Built Like a Tank (But Cuter): Stainless steel inside and out—no wimpy plastic bodies here.
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only—because true adventurers clean by hand and rinse with a dramatic splash.
Size Guide:
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12oz – Mini Sipper: Perfect for school runs, snack strolls, or power sipping your third coffee by 9 a.m.
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18oz – Daytrip Sidekick: Keeps you hydrated during responsible adulting (or spontaneous dog chasing).
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32oz – Thirst Terminator: For epic adventures, long hikes, or pretending you’re outdoorsy from the safety of your couch.
Pro Tip: Pair it with a dramatic sigh, an eye roll, and a “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” t-shirt for maximum sass and hydration synergy. Bonus: dogs will still love you.
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12oz 18oz 32oz Height, in 9.45 9.84 10.63 Diameter, in 2.87 2.87 3.54 -