Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Kensington Tritan™ Sport Bottle 20oz
$16.65
The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Kensington Tritan™ Sport Bottle is here to keep you hydrated while you’re busy being emotionally derailed by every passing golden retriever. It’s shatter-resistant, odor-proof, and ready to hang off your backpack like the loyal hydration sidekick you never thanked. Sip, stare at dogs, repeat.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : canine hydration gear, dog-themed water bottle, funny sport bottle, late because dog, paws and sips
Hydration is important, especially when you’re constantly stopping mid-sentence to say, “Oh my god, a dog!” This Kensington Tritan™ Sport Bottle holds 20oz of your favorite walk-fueled beverage and is built tough enough to survive both outdoor adventures and the inside of your gym bag. Lightweight, stain-resistant, and dramatically durable, it’s the emotional support bottle you didn’t know you needed.
Plus, it’s carabiner-friendly – which is hiker-speak for “I’m rugged and I know it.” Whether you’re sprinting to pet a labradoodle or sipping something mysterious while people-watching at the dog park, this bottle’s got your tail.
🐾 Key Features:
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Single-Wall Tritan™ Construction – So strong, even your dog’s zoomies can’t break it.
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Spill-Resistant Lid & Straw – For sipping while emotionally recovering from seeing a pug in a sweater.
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Shatter, Stain, and Odor Resistant – Aka: Immune to both coffee and bad decisions.
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Wide Mouth Opening – Easy to fill, even easier to clean after your iced oat matcha disaster.
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Carabiner Hook Friendly – Hook it on like the trendy hydration enthusiast you are.
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BPA-Free – No weird chemicals, just you, water, and your dog-stalking adventures.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Hand wash only. Yes, we know—no one likes it. But it’s your bottle’s version of “self-care.”
📏 Size Guide:
One Size: 20oz
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Height: 9.53″
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Diameter: 2.60″
Big enough to hydrate you. Slim enough to fit in your car cupholder (and your vibe).
💡 Pro Tip: Straw + screw lid = sip while you sprint across the park screaming “HE’S FRIENDLY!” at a stranger’s beagle. Stay cool. Look cooler.
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20oz Height, in 9.53 Diameter, in 2.60 -