Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog CamelBak Eddy® Water Bottle 20oz25oz

Hydration: now with 90% more sass and 100% fewer excuses. Whether you’re chasing tail (literally, if you’re at the dog park) or just trying to survive another day of adulthood, this personalized CamelBak Eddy® bottle has your back. It’s shatter-proof, spill-proof, odor-resistant, and drama-free—unlike your last relationship. Plus, the easy-carry handle makes it perfect for when you’re sprinting after a golden retriever who thinks your socks are a toy.

Key Features:

• Spill-Resistant Sorcery: Screw-on lid + bite valve = fewer “oops” moments.

• Odor-Resistant Magic: Because your water bottle shouldn’t smell like last week’s gym regret.

• Tritan™ Copolyester Build: Clear, durable, dishwasher-safe (but hand wash like it’s royalty).

• BPA-Free Everything: No weird chemicals. Just hydration and attitude.

• Two Size Options: 20oz for the minimalist. 25oz for the overachiever.

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only.
• Yes, we know it says dishwasher safe, but treat it like your houseplants—gently and with the fear of ruining everything.

Size Guide:

• 20oz: 9″ tall – for short trips or small bladders

• 25oz: 10″ tall – for commitment and proper hydration

• Both: 3–3.5″ wide – aka fits your cup holder but not your emotional baggage

Pro Tip: This bottle is spill-proof when open and leak-proof when closed—unlike your group chat. Take it hiking, biking, or on your daily stroll to pretend you’re walking off the stress. Bonus: it’s so durable, you could probably survive the apocalypse with it.

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