Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Stainless Steel Water Bottle Standard Lid

Meet the hydration hero for dog lovers, busy humans, and anyone who forgets their water bottle right after finding a cute pupper. With double-wall insulation, this bottle keeps your drinks colder than your ex’s heart for 24 hours or hotter than your laptop during a Zoom call for 12. It’s BPA-free, rust-resistant, and stylish enough to make your coworkers question their emotional attachment to basic mugs.

Key Features:

• Double-Wall Insulation – Keeps your drinks at the desired temperature longer than your attention span.

• Three Sizes – 12oz for lightweights, 18oz for responsible adults, and 32oz for the “I only refill once a day” crowd.

• BPA-Free Lid – Because you want hydration, not mystery chemicals.

• Matte Finish – For that chic, dog-chasing-in-style vibe.

• Twist-On Lid – Easy to use, impossible to accidentally fling at your boss.

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only. (Your dishwasher is not a fan of metal diva behavior.)

• Don’t microwave. Unless you enjoy fireworks in the kitchen.

• Wash with warm water and mild soap—no aggressive scrubbing or interrogation needed.

Size Guide:

Pick the personality that fits your thirst style:

• 12oz – Small but mighty (like a chihuahua with opinions).

• 18oz – The reliable friend who’s always prepared.

• 32oz – For when your thirst is louder than your internal monologue.

Pro Tip: Fill it with water, iced coffee, or emotional support juice—but don’t forget to match it with your “I brake for dogs” bumper sticker for maximum canine commitment. Also, it’s great for pretending you’re on a wellness journey when you’re actually just trying to look busy.

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