Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Maars Maker Skinny Matte Tumbler 20oz
$28.90
Meet the tumbler that says, “Yes, I hydrate—and I do it dramatically.” The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog 20oz Maars Maker Skinny Matte Tumbler keeps your drinks hot for 12 hours, cold for 24, and your aesthetic on point 24/7. With a matte finish smoother than your social skills at a dog park and a matching straw/lid combo that screams “I’ve got my life together” (even if you don’t), this tumbler is basically the emotional support bottle your chaotic routine deserves.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : dog-themed tumbler, funny travel mug, hot-and-cold chaos, matte skinny tumbler, sarcastic drinkware
Ever wanted your drinkware to say, “I have impeccable taste and possibly pet ADHD?” Say no more. This 20oz Maars Maker Skinny Matte Tumbler is the emotional support bottle your drinks deserve. Made from food-grade stainless steel, it keeps your coffee hot longer than your attention span and your iced tea cool even during existential crises. With a smooth matte finish and a color-matched straw, this tumbler whispers, “Yes, I hydrate… but fashionably.”
Key Features:
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🧊 Double-wall insulation – Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12, depending on your caffeine addiction.
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🥤 Matching screw-on slide lid and straw – Because even your sipping game should be coordinated.
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💅 Matte finish magic – Soft to touch, smoother than your last date.
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🚫 Non-toxic & BPA-free – No weird chemicals. Just pure, unadulterated beverage joy.
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✨ Slim, non-tapered body – Sleek enough to fit your hand, car cup holder, or overly curated Instagram flat lay.
Care Instructions:
- Hand wash only.
- Yes, we know the dishwasher is tempting.
- But this beauty deserves the gentle touch—just like a rescued golden retriever with abandonment issues.
Size Guide:
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Height: 8.3 in – Tall enough to judge your hydration habits.
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Diameter: 2.9 in – Slim, trim, and ready for gym… bags.
Pro Tip: Spill-proof, stylish, and seriously insulated—this tumbler’s the ride-or-die of beverage containers. Also doubles as a subtle way to say “Don’t talk to me until I’ve sipped.”
#HydrationDrama, #SipSipHooray, #DogSightedDetour, #MatteAboutYou, #ColdDrinksHotMess
20oz Height, in 8.30 Diameter, in 2.90 -