Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle 22oz
$30.48
Hydration just got a glow-up. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottle is your sassy sidekick for hot drama or cold tea—literally. Keeps drinks hot for 12 hours, cold for 48, and your sass level permanently frosty. Bonus: it’s spill-proof, sweat-free, and fits in your car’s cup holder like it pays rent.
Categories : Bottles & Tumblers, Home & Living
Tag : beverage diva gear, distraction-proof drinkware, Dog lover tumbler, funny insulated bottle, sarcastic water bottle
This bottle doesn’t just hold your drink — it cradles it like a caffeinated baby wrapped in a stainless steel burrito. Whether you’re hoarding hot coffee like it’s gold or trying to preserve the sanctity of your iced matcha, this 22oz vacuum-insulated bottle is your loyal hydration sidekick. It’s stylish, spill-resistant, and sassy — just like you.
✨ Key Features:
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Hot for 12, Cold for 48 – Keeps coffee steamy for half a day and cold drinks crisp for two. That’s longer than most of your relationships.
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No Sweat, No Slip – Because your bottle should never be clammy. That’s reserved for awkward first dates.
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Spill-Proof Lid with Loop – Stays shut tighter than your neighbor’s lips during HOA drama.
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Built for Ice Cubes – Wide-mouth opening for those chunky boys from your freezer.
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Durable Powder-Coat Finish – Scratch and fade resistant, unlike your ex’s loyalty.
🧽 Care Instructions:
- Hand wash only.
- Dishwasher is a drama queen and might ruin your bottle’s good looks.
📏 Size Guide:
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Capacity: 22oz (0.65 l)
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Height: 10.60 in
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Diameter: 2.90 in
Perfectly fits your cup holder and your overly dramatic lifestyle.
💡 Pro Tip: Overslept, missed your train, and forgot breakfast? Just sip from this bottle and look mysterious. People will assume you’re a minimalist visionary — not someone who hit snooze nine times.
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22oz Height, in 10.60 Diameter, in 2.90 -