Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Polyester Blanket
Price range: $42.15 through $52.48
Wrap yourself in the emotional support of this polyester blanket that’s softer than your neighbor’s Labradoodle and more reliable than your morning coffee. Whether you’re faking a cold to skip brunch or hiding from the responsibilities you agreed to at 2 a.m., this ultra-soft snuggle slab has you covered—literally.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : cozy polyester blanket, cuddle approved gear, snuggle squad starter pack, sorry i’m late fleece, warm dog lover essentials
Prepare to cocoon yourself in sarcasm and softness. This ultra-soft polyester blanket is basically your emotional support companion—whether you’re dodging responsibilities, binge-watching a questionable reality show, or simply avoiding the outdoors like the highly evolved homebody you are. Bonus: it’s absorbent enough to handle your “just spilled wine while laughing at my own jokes” emergencies.
Key Features:
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Material Mix for Maximum Snuggle: 95% polyester, 3% viscose, 2% spandex – because math makes blankets cozier, obviously.
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One-Sided Print: The other side? Mystery. The front? Pure comedic genius.
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Black Trim, Because Drama: Durable and aesthetic, like eyeliner but less smudgy.
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Water-Absorbent: For spills, thrills, and accidentally tear-jerking dog documentaries.
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Multifunctional: Perfect for couches, beaches, beds, forts, existential crises.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your heart when someone cancels plans last-minute)
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Tumble dry low (because high heat is for rookies)
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Iron, steam or dry on low heat (if you must)
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Non-chlorine bleach only (because fashion crimes happen)
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Dry-clean if you’re feeling fancy
Size Guide:
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50″ × 60″ – Ideal for burrito-ing on the couch
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50″ × 40″ – Just enough coverage to ward off life’s nonsense
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60″ × 50″ – Great for sharing (but we know you won’t)
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40″ × 50″ – Small, mighty, and emotionally supportive
Pro Tip: Always keep it within arm’s reach. You never know when you’ll spot a dog, cancel plans, or dramatically pretend to faint from minor inconveniences. A good blanket is your co-star in this sitcom called life.
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Price range: $42.15 through $52.48