Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Plush Fleece Blanket

Finally, a blanket that understands you. Whether you’re ghosting plans or mastering the fine art of “just one more episode,” this plush fleece masterpiece has your back—literally. It’s soft, snuggly, and slightly judgmental (in a cozy way). Customize it with your dog-spotting alibi and become the icon of unapologetic comfort.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Softness: Like being hugged by a cloud with no personal space boundaries.

• One-Sided Print: Your design on one side, cozy rebellion on the other.

• Flat Folded Edge: Because your laziness deserves craftsmanship.

• Vibrant Colors: Printed with techniques so fancy, your dog might mistake it for a new chew toy (please don’t let them).

• Lightweight: Easy to carry from the couch to the bed, and back again… twice.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your social life when you cancel plans), gentle cycle.
• No bleach.
• Tumble dry low (for maximum fluff).
• Do not iron. Do not dry clean (who are we kidding, you weren’t going to anyway).

Size Guide:

• 30″ × 40″ – For toddlers, lap naps, or emotional support burrito wrapping.

• 50″ × 60″ – Standard size for grown-up blanket burritos.

• 60″ × 80″ – Maxed-out coziness. Perfect for two people or one person with trust issues.

Pro Tip: Keep one in the car, one at work, and one on the couch. That way, you’re never caught blanket-less when life gets cold—or mildly inconvenient.

#SorryNotSorryILoveDogs #BlanketBurritoLife #DogSpottedSnuggleInitiated #CouchPotatoChic #WarmthOverProductivity