Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Quilted Throw

Introducing the coziest excuse to cancel plans since pajamas became streetwear. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Quilted Throw Blanket brings soft snuggles, stylish vibes, and just enough “dog-lover energy” to make it socially acceptable to ghost brunch. Made of 100% polyester with a classy grey backing, this throw is perfect for couch lounging, bed burrowing, or pretending you’re at a spa when you’re really just ignoring texts.

Key Features:

• 🐾 100% Polyester Material – Strong, stretchy, and suspiciously good at hiding popcorn crumbs.

• 🎨 Vibrant One-Sided Print – Featuring designs so bold, they’ll make your dog jealous.

• 🎬 Grey Backing – A stylish neutral that says, “Yes, I do have my life together.”

• 📏 Generous 50” x 60” Size – Big enough for full-body cocooning or partial dramatic flopping.

• 🧵 Quilted for Texture – Because plain is for people who don’t own themed mugs.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart), gentle cycle with mild detergent.
• No bleach.
• Tumble dry low (because drama is for your shows, not your laundry).

Size Guide:

Because no one has time for surprises when it comes to blankets:

• Width: 50 inches (perfect for shoulder-to-toe burrito-ing)

• Height: 60 inches (ideal for hiding from responsibilities)

Pro Tip: Add snacks, a fuzzy dog, and a suspiciously long “Out of Office” reply for optimal cozy chaos.

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