Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Hooded Sherpa Fleece Blanket
$70.15
Wrap yourself in peak coziness and mild emotional avoidance with this sherpa fleece hooded blanket that says, “Yes, I canceled plans to hang out with a dog—and I’d do it again.” It’s soft, it’s fluffy, it has a hood for extra drama, and it’s socially acceptable to wear it while pretending to be productive.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : cozy dog gifts, dog lover blanket, hooded sherpa fleece, snuggle supplies, unapologetic comfort
Ever wish your favorite blanket had a hood so you could fully commit to being a cozy burrito of warmth and questionable life choices? Say no more. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Hooded Sherpa Fleece Blanket is here to elevate your lounging game. Designed for professional nappers, Netflix bingers, and dog stalkers alike, this fleece fantasy comes with a built-in cream-colored sherpa hood—because your head deserves luxury too.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: As soft as a puppy’s belly and more loyal than your last situationship.
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One Size: A generous 70.5″ x 52″ to wrap yourself like the emotionally unavailable adult you are.
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Cream Sherpa Hood: Adds flair, function, and a dash of “I’m too cozy for your nonsense.”
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Unprinted White Areas: Because not all heroes wear ink—some just stay tastefully minimal.
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Durability: Like your will to rewatch your comfort show for the 12th time.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30C or 90F).
- Tumble dry low (like your expectations), do not bleach (you’re already dazzling), and no ironing or dry cleaning (we’re not savages).
Size Guide:
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Width: 70.5″ – roomy enough for you, your dog, and your regrets.
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Height: 52″ – just enough to cover everything but your commitment issues.
Pro Tip: Use it for everything—movie marathons, staring out windows dramatically, avoiding humans, and of course, waiting patiently for every dog you spot to come say hi. Extra style points if you dramatically flip the hood up when your favorite character dies (again).
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