Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Soft Fleece Baby Blanket
$21.32
Wrap your tiny chaos agent in a blanket softer than your willpower on a Monday morning. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” baby fleece blanket is equal parts snuggle, sass, and survival tool—perfect for swaddling newborns, hiding parenting mistakes, or pretending you planned this whole parenting gig.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : baby blanket with attitude, dog distraction humor, newborn nap couture, sarcastic baby gift, soft fleece baby swag
Wrap your tiny human in the only thing fluffier than your favorite dog video binge session. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” fleece baby blanket is here to swaddle your bundle of joy in unapologetic softness and unapologetic sarcasm. Perfect for nap time, stroller time, or pretending you have your life together during tummy time. Warning: May induce excessive snuggling and unsolicited “awws.”
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Soft, strong, and so huggable it practically babysits.
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One-Sided Print – One side to impress, one side to mop up drool. Balance, achieved.
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Double-Needle Topstitch – Because this thing will get washed. A lot.
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Pre-Constructed Magic – Slight size variance, but who’s measuring when you’re sleep-deprived?
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (because baby messes are real), non-chlorine bleach when necessary (you know when), tumble dry low (because no one’s got time for line drying), and no ironing (seriously, don’t even try).
Size Guide:
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One Size: 30″ × 40″ – Big enough to wrap a baby or a small existential crisis.
Pro Tip: Pair this blanket with a baby-sized “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” onesie for the ultimate chaotic cute combo. Bonus: It doubles as a peace offering when baby spits up on your in-laws’ antique rug.
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30″ × 40″ Width, in 30.00 Length, in 40.00 -