Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Soft Polyester Blanket
Price range: $18.15 through $36.92
Wrap yourself in the emotional support of polyester with this absurdly soft, dog-approved blanket. Whether you’re ghosting social plans, binge-watching crime docs, or cuddling your four-legged soulmate, this one-sided, snuggle-certified fleece has your back (literally). Warning: May induce excessive lounging and an irrational fear of leaving the couch.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : cozy with canines, dog excuses blanket, nap essential humor, sarcastic dog lover gift, soft polyester fleece
Ever dream of being wrapped in the cozy embrace of 100% polyester while pretending you didn’t just cancel plans to stay home with your dog? Dreams do come true. Our “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Soft Polyester Blanket is here to comfort your soul, shield you from social obligations, and keep you warm while you rewatch shows you’ve already seen five times. Snuggle responsibly.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Fleece (300gsm): Fluffier than your excuses and tougher than your to-do list.
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Thick & Soft: So cozy even your dog might demand shared custody.
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Hemmed Edges: Durable enough to survive Netflix marathons and midnight snack crumbs.
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One-Sided Print: A bold declaration of your priorities—dog first, everything else later.
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Vibrant Colors: So vivid, they make your personality look low-res.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30C or 90F) on gentle cycle.
- Use mild detergent and non-chlorine bleach if absolutely necessary.
- Tumble dry low. Do not iron (we love you just the way you are—wrinkles and all).
- Do not dry clean unless you’re feeling fancy.
Size Guide:
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30″ × 40″ – Small human? Tiny pet? Modest drama? This size’s for you.
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50″ × 60″ – The “I’m emotionally unavailable, please hand me the remote” size.
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60″ × 80″ – Covers your whole body and your poor life decisions.
Pro Tip: Pairs best with hot cocoa, dog hair, and ghosting your responsibilities. Bonus points if you pretend your dog picked it out for you.
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