Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Arctic Fleece Blanket

 Wrapping yourself in this blanket may result in spontaneous naps, unplanned snuggles, and refusal to leave the couch. Designed for people who love dogs (and excuses), this arctic fleece masterpiece offers enough softness to make you forget your responsibilities entirely. Whether you’re hiding from humans or binging dog videos in peace, this blanket has you covered—literally and emotionally.

🌟 Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Fleece (315gsm): Thicker than your excuses and warmer than your dog’s welcome home dance.

• One-Sided Print: Because one dramatic side is all we need.

• 0.1″ Thick & Fluffy: So plush, you might mistake it for an emotional support cloud.

• Hemmed Edges: Stitched like your life together—surprisingly secure.

• Three Sizes Available: Toddler burrito to adult-sized denial. Choose your level of coziness.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash separately, cold (like your ex’s heart).

• Gentle cycle, because it deserves tenderness.

• Tumble dry low—no high-heat drama.

• Do not bleach (or you’ll ruin both the blanket and our friendship).

• Do not iron or dry clean—this isn’t a business suit, it’s a lifestyle.

📏 Size Guide:

• 30″ × 40″ – Mini but mighty: Ideal for toddlers, small pets, or draping dramatically over your lap like a cozy cape of emotional support.

• 50″ × 60″ – Just right: Great for full-on couch lounging, midday naps, or passive-aggressively claiming half the bed.

• 60″ × 80″ – Maximum burrito mode: Wrap yourself up like a guilt-free human taquito—perfect for movie marathons and “not today, world” moments.

💡 Pro Tip: Combine this blanket with your favorite snack, pet, and total disregard for emails. Self-care, sorted. 🐶

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