Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Sherpa Fleece Blanket

Wrap yourself in pure excuse-making luxury with our Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Sherpa Fleece Blanket. Whether you’re binge-watching true crime, hiding from adult responsibilities, or snuggling with the nearest available canine, this ultra-soft, dog-spotted cover-up has your back—literally. Designed for warmth, drama, and a hint of “no, I will not be going outside today,” this is the ultimate excuse to stay cozy indoors.

Key Features:

• 🐾 100% Polyester, 1/8″ Thick – As warm and dependable as your dog’s judgmental stare at 6 a.m.

• 🛋️ Sherpa Fleece Backing – Fluffy, plush, and suspiciously more comforting than your last relationship.

• 🎨 One-Sided Print – Because nobody puts boring prints on both sides.

• ✂️ Hemmed Edges – For that “I’ve got my life together (in blanket form)” look.

• 📏 Available in Two Sizes – Snuggle solo (50×60″) or invite your dog and their emotional baggage (60×80″).

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold on a gentle cycle (like your ego).

• Tumble dry low or air dry (we won’t judge your laundry choices).

• Avoid bleach unless you want a custom abstract pattern.

• Do not dry clean—this blanket is fancy, but not that fancy.

Size Guide:

• 50″ × 60″ – Ideal for one human and one small dog or large emotional support snack.

• 60″ × 80″ – For those who sprawl, snuggle in pairs, or just like feeling extra fabulous.

Pro Tip: This blanket may cause prolonged periods of contentment, spontaneous napping, and overwhelming desires to pet every dog you see. Use with caution—especially near productivity.

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