Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Velveteen Microfiber Blanket
$17.58 – $41.48
Meet the blanket that gives you a reason to ghost everyone and wrap yourself in 100% polyester excuses. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Velveteen Microfiber Blanket is softer than your social skills after a week of avoiding emails. Available in three snuggle-enabled sizes, it’s perfect for naps, dog cuddles, and “accidentally” ignoring phone calls while wrapped up like a guilty burrito.
Categories : Blankets, Home & Living
Tag : canine cuddle gear, cozy dog blanket, excuse-themed home decor, late but warm, velvety soft snuggle
Prepare to cancel your plans and wrap yourself in unapologetic softness—this velveteen microfiber blanket isn’t just a blanket, it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re dodging responsibilities, binge-watching dog videos, or snuggling with the actual canine culprit who made you late, this plush miracle of polyester is your new favorite excuse. It comes in three snuggle-worthy sizes so everyone from toddlers to grownups (and pampered pups) can enjoy its luxurious sass.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Fabric: Stronger than your will to be on time. Stays soft, snuggly, and shaped—even after a napocalypse.
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Vibrant, One-Sided Print: Your wildest designs will pop louder than your excuses.
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Soft and Plush Texture: Feels like a dog’s belly you’re somehow allowed to touch—pure, fluffy magic.
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Hemmed Edges with 2″ Stitching: Because we believe even laziness should be wrapped in top-tier construction.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) on gentle cycle.
- Want it to last like your dog’s favorite chew toy?
- Hand wash it.
- Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean. Tumble dry on low.
- Also: try not to drool on it while napping. We know it’s soft, but c’mon.
Size Guide:
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Small (40″ x 30″) – For toddlers, lap snugglers, and dogs who believe the blanket is theirs.
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Medium (60″ x 50″) – Great for adult humans, dramatic throws over shoulders, or passive-aggressive “do not disturb” statements.
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Large (80″ x 60″) – Blanket forts. Giant hugs. The entire couch. Yes, we thought of everything.
Pro Tip: Pair this blanket with your favorite oversized hoodie, a cup of something warm, and your pet’s judgmental stare as you cancel plans again. Blame the blanket. Blame the dog. Repeat.
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