Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Mink-Cotton Towel
$33.52
This “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” mink-cotton towel is here to dry your body and your bad decisions. With a luxuriously soft front for showing off and a cotton back for actually doing towel things, it’s the perfect blend of spa-day delusion and beach-day realism. Warning: may cause spontaneous posing and compliments from strangers (or dogs).
Categories : Bathroom, Home & Living
Tag : canine distraction gear, dog beach drama, overly absorbent luxury, pawsitively fabulous, suspiciously soft towel
Wrap yourself in a luxurious excuse for tardiness with this ultra-plush “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” beach towel. Whether you’re poolside, post-shower, or pretending you’re a beach model in your backyard, this 30” x 60” towel brings the party to your pores. The front? Mink-soft polyester built for glam and grams. The back? Absorbent cotton that could dry off a Labrador in three seconds flat (we think). One side’s for style, the other’s for function—because you’re fabulous and practical like that.
Key Features:
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One Size to Dry Them All: 30″ × 60″ – perfect for wrapping yourself in warm dog-loving vibes.
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Two-Faced (In a Good Way): Luxe mink polyester for your artsy side, absorbent cotton for your drippy side.
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Print It Like It’s Hot: Bright, bold, and beautiful—your towel will be the main character at the beach.
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360 GSM Fabric: That’s towel-speak for “dang, this is comfy.”
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Built for Adventure: Bath, beach, gym, spontaneous road trips to see dogs. You name it.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, max 30°C (that’s 90°F if you’re feeling American).
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Tumble dry low, like your standards for who’s allowed to pet your dog.
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No bleach, no ironing—this towel’s already hot enough.
Size Guide:
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30″ × 60″ – generously sized to wrap around you or share with a dog who refuses to admit they’re wet.
Pro Tip: This towel pairs beautifully with beach days, dog days, or days when you’re emotionally unavailable to humans but open to canine interaction. Also works as a blanket during impromptu existential crises.
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White Length, in 30.00 Height, in 60.00 -