Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Polycotton Towel

At last, a towel that speaks your truth louder than your “I have dog hair on everything” outfit ever could. Whether you’re drying off from a shower, mopping up tears of joy from spotting a Corgi, or fashionably pretending you’re at a spa (you’re not), this soft, highly absorbent towel gets the job done with comedic class. Featuring a polyester front for your wild prints and a cotton loop back for actual functionality, this towel is the workhorse of your dog-loving daydreams.

Key Features:

• Polyester Front: For vivid color pop and dramatic design expression. It’s the red carpet for your dog-obsessed aesthetic.

• Cotton Loop Backing: Because you need actual absorbency while recovering from emotional tail-wag sightings.

• Hemmed Edges: Sewn like your sanity—just barely holding it all together but still functional and fabulous.

• One-Sided Print: The side that matters will always face outward, much like your inability to hide your canine distractions.

Care Instructions:

• Cold machine wash with similarly emotional garments.
• Gentle cycle.
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry while thinking about that Retriever you passed earlier.
• Do not bleach or dry clean unless you want to anger the towel gods.

Size Guide:

(Not to scale, because we know you can’t be trusted near a ruler)

• Length: Generous enough to dry off or hide in post-bath existential dread.

• Width: Perfect for wrapping around yourself while explaining, again, that yes, the dog did wink at you.

Pro Tip: This towel makes an excellent emergency cape for surprise dog park visits, dramatic exits, and spontaneous hero moments when someone forgets to dry the dog.

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