Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Semi-Automatic Foldable Umbrella

This isn’t just any umbrella—this is your dog-watching, puddle-dodging, drizzle-defying, eye-roll-inducing sidekick. Whether you’re mid-commute or mid-howl over a corgi in a raincoat, this semi-automatic waterproof marvel is here to keep you dry while you keep being you: unapologetically late and unapologetically obsessed with dogs.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Pongee Fabric: Translation: Rain slides off like your excuses.

• Vivid, Non-Fading Sublimation Print: Your love for dogs may grow, but your umbrella’s colors won’t fade.

• 8 Reinforced Ribs: Strong enough to survive wind… or the emotional impact of seeing a dachshund in booties.

• One-Handed Deployment: Push a button like a spy. Or someone just trying to not spill coffee.

• Matching Sleeve with Wrist Strap: For stylish storage and dramatic umbrella flourishes.

Care Instructions:

• Let it air dry like a delicate flower or your social life after too many rain cancellations.
• Wipe with a damp cloth (not tears of joy from seeing a golden retriever in galoshes).

Size Guide:

• Canopy Diameter (When Open): 48″ Big enough to shield you, your coffee, and possibly a small golden retriever from the rain.

• Shaft Length (When Folded): 20.5″ Compact enough to fit in your tote, backpack, or the abyss known as your car trunk.

• Shaft Length (When Open): 30″ A comfortable length that keeps your head dry and your personal space respected.

Pro Tip: This umbrella is semi-automatic, not psychic—don’t expect it to open when you think about dogs. (Although… it wouldn’t be surprising if it tried.)

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