Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pet Hoodie
$25.67
Because your dog deserves to look better than you—especially when making you late. This cozy pet hoodie is soft, sassy, and comes in seven sizes of pure pawshionista energy. Tail-wagging warmth with built-in excuse power.
Categories : Accessories, Pets
Tag : dog lover pet apparel, excuse themed pet fashion, funny dog hoodie, late but looking fabulous, sarcastic canine clothing
Is your dog chilly? Stylish? Emotionally unavailable before noon? This hoodie solves (most of) that. Made with soft, durable polyester and available in seven sizes (yes, even your beefy bulldog can flex), this custom pet hoodie keeps your pup snug and looking like the trendsetter they clearly think they are. Choose between black or white ribbing to match their leash—or their attitude—and watch them strut like they pay rent.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Soft Polyester: Lightweight, comfy, and quick-drying—ideal for both spontaneous naps and sidewalk catwalks.
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Available in 7 Sizes (XXS to 2XL): From teacup-sized sass to full-blown floof lords.
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Black or White Rib Color Options: Customizable edge? Yes, please. Because dog fashion is a thing now.
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½ Inch Folded Edge & Matched Seam Thread: Finished details so polished, your dog may actually deserve their own Instagram.
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Assembled in the USA from Globally Sourced Parts: Much like your dog’s attitude—crafted locally, influenced globally.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)
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Tumble dry low
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Do not bleach unless your dog requested a grunge makeover
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Optional: remove before mud diving (but let’s be real, you won’t)
📏 Size Guide:
Short and cheeky, just how your dog prefers their attention:
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XXS–XS – For dogs who fit in handbags and have main character syndrome
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S–M – For small-to-medium-sized divas and part-time influencers
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L–XL – For those who hog the couch and the spotlight
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2XL – For majestic beasts who believe clothing is optional but compliments are mandatory
Each size includes a little wiggle room (+/- 1″) because dogs are not spreadsheets.
💡 Pro Tip: This hoodie isn’t just an outfit—it’s a conversation deflector. Late to brunch? “Sorry, my dog needed a wardrobe change.” Leaving hair on your friend’s car seat? “Fashion has consequences.” Bonus: perfect for matching your own hoodie when you both emotionally check out at 4 p.m.
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XXS XS S M L XL 2XL Girth (Circumference), in 17.30 18.50 20.50 22.50 26.50 28.44 29.92 Crown of Hood to Hem (length) , in 14.25 15.75 18.00 19.50 24.50 26.59 28.69 Collar to Hem (length) , in 9.75 10.75 11.75 12.50 16.75 18.20 19.64 Leg Opening, in 7.00 8.20 9.30 10.00 12.50 12.99 12.99 Neck Opening (circumference), in 12.00 12.00 13.40 14.50 15.00 16.54 19.49 Hood Opening (circumference), in 13.00 13.60 15.00 17.00 19.00 20.96 22.54 Pet Weight, lb 3.97 – 8.82 7.94 – 14.11 11.90 – 19.84 18.08 – 29.98 28.00 – 41.89 55.12 66.14 Size Tolerance, in 1.00 – 1.00 1.00 – 1.00 1.00 – 1.00 1.00 – 1.00 1.00 – 1.00 1.00 1.00 -