Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pet Bandana Collar

Take pet fashion from “aww” to “whoa” with this all-in-one bandana and collar combo. It’s got the style of a sassy accessory with the functionality of a leash-friendly collar. Made from durable polyester duck fabric and sublimation-printed in eye-popping color, it’s ready for walkies, selfies, or spontaneous meet-and-greets with squirrels. Adjustable, washable, and unapologetically attention-seeking—just like your dog.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Fabric: Strong, lightweight, fast-drying—and better at holding it together than you during vet visits.

• All-Over One-Sided Print: The entire front says what your dog is thinking (and what you were too afraid to admit).

• Adjustable Collar with Buckle Clip: Snug, secure, and slightly judgmental.

• Pre-Constructed with Hemmed Edges: Built to last through zoomies, muddy puddles, and awkward “your dog’s on my lawn again” conversations.

• Available in 4 Sizes: Because every pet, from drama-drenched dachshund to lumbering labrador, deserves a custom excuse.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• No bleach, no tumble dry, no iron (your dog is already too hot to handle)

• Air dry with flair

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (S) – 7″ wide bandana, 10″–17″ collar: Perfect for tiny troublemakers, toy breeds, and dogs with big bark energy in small packages.

• Medium (M) – 9.25″ wide bandana, 12″–20.25″ collar: Ideal for beagles, spaniels, and mid-sized fashion icons who own the sidewalk.

• Large (L) – 12″ wide bandana, 14.25″–23″ collar: For bigger breeds with even bigger attitudes—looking at you, golden retrievers.

• Extra Large (XL) – 14.5″ wide bandana, 15.5″–23.5″ collar: Best for the gentle giants who think they’re lap dogs and refuse to be ignored.

💡 Pro Tip: Use this bandana collar as the ultimate “yes, I was late, and yes, this is why” statement piece. Bonus: it eliminates the need for your dog to actually say they run the house—this collar handles that message perfectly.

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