Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Pet Bandana

Let’s be honest—your pet already runs your schedule, your heart, and your camera roll. Why not let them wear the excuse too? Made from soft-spun polyester, this bandana is lightweight, non-irritating, and built for maximum tail-wagging drama. Whether your dog is a dainty diva or a mud-rolling rascal, this bandana adds just the right touch of “fashionably late.”

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Soft-Spun Polyester: Strong, lightweight, quick-drying, and won’t bunch up like your calendar.

• All-Over One-Sided Print: Let your pup say what you’re thinking, in vibrant, fur-friendly flair.

• Hemmed Edges: Reinforced stitching for maximum durability, even if your pet has zero chill.

• Two Sizes Fit Most Sass Levels:

  • Small (20″ × 9.75″) – For petite pooches and passive-aggressive pugs.

  • Large (27″ × 13″) – For big dogs with even bigger personalities.

• Pre-Constructed with Sewn-In Label: Finished look, professional feel, and a stylish tag your dog can pretend to ignore.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• No bleach, no ironing, no dry cleaning (this isn’t a tux, it’s a vibe)

📏 Size Guide:

Small: 20″ × 9.75″ – Ideal for lap dogs, drama queens, and tiny divas.
Large: 27″ × 13″ – Great for shepherds, retrievers, or any dog who believes the world is their runway.

Note: Size may vary slightly due to construction (+/- 1″). Dogs, however, are always perfect.

💡 Pro Tip:Use this bandana as a walking-time distraction deflector, a selfie-enhancing accessory, or a passive-aggressive message to your dog park peers. Bonus: it’s also a great conversation starter when you’re late to brunch and arrive holding a leash instead of an apology.

#LateButLookingFurshionable #BandanaWithAnAlibi #WagsBeforeDeadlines #HauteDogCouture #SorryTailDistraction