Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Cotton Apron

Perfect for chefs, BBQ champions, and people who just like to aggressively plate store-bought cookies, this cotton apron doesn’t just protect you from culinary chaos—it also protects your right to be unapologetically late. Made from durable, medium-weight cotton, it ties in the back, comes in six stylish colors, and proudly broadcasts your four-legged excuse for not starting the oven on time.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Fabric: Soft, strong, and breathable—like your confidence when someone else does the dishes.

• Tie-Back Closure: Adjustable fit for ever body and every cooking mood, from “Gordon Ramsay mode” to “I burnt the rice again.”

• Medium Weight Fabric (5.2 oz/yd²): Just thick enough to survive sauce splashes, emotional breakdowns, and surprise guests.

• Comes in 6 Colors: Because fashion doesn’t stop at the kitchen door (and neither does your personality).

• Sewn-In Label on Bottom Left: A subtle nod to your high standards—even if your soufflé didn’t rise.

• REACH Certified + Made in India: Safe for humans, environmentally responsible, and globally stylish.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)

• No bleach—save the drama for your dinner guests

• Do not tumble dry (unless you’re okay with a mini-apron)

• Iron on low if you’re really trying to impress your toaster

• No dry cleaning—this apron’s not that fancy, it just looks like it is

📏 Size Guide:

• Width: 25.59″

• Length: 35.4

• Strap Length: 38.00″

Long enough to keep you covered, wide enough to catch splatters, and strappy enough to tie behind you with flair.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this apron with matching oven mitts and a solid excuse for not finishing dinner on time. Bonus: works great for gift-giving, grilling, or dramatically wiping your hands while declaring, “The dog needed me more than the risotto did.”

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