Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Cotton Tea Towel

This isn’t just a tea towel—it’s a textile confession. Ethically made from 100% organic cotton (because your guilt shouldn’t extend to your linens), this lightweight, fast-drying towel delivers peak absorbency and top-tier sass. With a one-sided print that tells the truth so you don’t have to, it’s the kitchen or bathroom accessory your conscience—and your countertop—deserve.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Organic Cotton: Grown with love, not chemicals. Unlike your schedule, this fabric is completely under control.

• Absorbent & Fast-Drying: Soaks up spills, shame, and the occasional tear when your sourdough collapses.

• Hemmed Edges: Professionally sewn to handle your messy life with grace and durability.

• One-Sided Design Print: Bold, unapologetic, and perfectly positioned to face the world (and your guests).

• Lightweight & Floppy in All the Right Ways: Easy to drape, hang, or dramatically toss over your shoulder while muttering, “Don’t ask why I’m late.”

• Vegan & Cruelty-Free: Unless you count the emotional damage of someone putting it in the wrong drawer.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F) on gentle cycle

• Wash separately for towel safety and emotional space

• No bleach (seriously)

• Line dry like the vintage hero you are

• Iron on low heat, or skip it and call the wrinkles “textured charm”

📏 Size Guide:

• At 19.6″ x 27.5″ (50 x 70 cm), it’s big enough to be useful, but not so big it tries to take over your laundry line.
• Ideal for everything from drying wine glasses to flailing dramatically.

💡 Pro Tip: Use this towel to start conversations, end arguments, or signal to others that you are simply not accepting time-related criticism today. Bonus: also makes an excellent passive-aggressive housewarming gift.

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