Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Quilted Table Runner

Set the scene for dining excellence—or at least make it look like you tried. This quilted table runner delivers both elegance and attitude with a bold, all-over print that tells guests exactly why you weren’t ready on time (hint: it had four legs and a wagging tail). Made from durable polyester with a classy grey backing, it’s ideal for daily dinners, special occasions, or theatrical cheese nights.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Brilliance: Stronger than your willpower around garlic bread and resistant to most kitchen-related meltdowns.

• Grey Backing: Understated and chic—like you wish your family arguments were.

• Hemmed Edges: Professionally sewn to survive everything from Thanksgiving to spontaneous wine nights.

• One Size of Total Table Domination: A full 72 inches of style, sass, and spill protection.

• All-Over Print with Your Favorite Excuse: Because if your lateness is consistent, it might as well be decorative.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) on gentle cycle

• Mild detergent only—no bleach tantrums, please

• Tumble dry low like your expectations for arriving early

• No ironing needed—this runner already smooths over awkward silences

📏 Size Guide:

At 14″ × 72″, it’s long enough to make a statement without shouting, and wide enough to host everything from centerpieces to emotionally supportive gravy boats.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with matching placemats or napkins for a fully coordinated chaos-meets-class aesthetic. Works great as a conversation starter and an unspoken warning that yes, you will stop for every dog—even mid-dinner prep.

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