Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Quilted Placemat

Set the table. Set the tone. Set the expectations low for your punctuality but very high for your table decor. This quilted placemat isn’t just functional—it’s fabulous. Crafted from durable, easy-to-clean 100% polyester, it’s got a sleek grey backing and a bold personality that says, “I may be late, but I brought impeccable vibes.”

Perfect for daily use, dinner parties, or dramatic solo meals where you eat nachos and judge your dog for not paying rent.

✨ Key Features

• 100% Polyester Magic: Strong, wrinkle-resistant, and emotionally available—unlike your last dinner date.

• Quilted for Comfort and Sass: Soft to the touch, tough on table messes.

• Grey Backing: Because the backside should be just as classy as the top (take notes, people).

• Hemmed Edges: Professionally sewn to stay intact even when your guests don’t.

• Vivid One-Sided Print: All the charm and humor right where your guests can see it—on the top, like a decorative mic drop.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

• Mild detergent only—this placemat is bold, not bleach-friendly

• Tumble dry on low heat

• No ironing necessary (it’s already unbothered and fabulous)

📏 Size Guide:

A solid 12″ × 18″—the Goldilocks of placemats. Not too big, not too small, just right for catching crumbs and compliments.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with the matching napkin or tea towel for a fully coordinated excuse-themed tablescape. Works great for pet parents, perpetual latecomers, or anyone who wants their table setting to reflect their dog-prioritized life choices.

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