Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Coasters (50, 100 pcs)

Throwing a party? Hosting an event? Living with people who just won’t use a coaster unless it guilt-trips them with your excuses? This bulk set of high-quality, matte-finished coasters is here to save your surfaces and your sanity. Whether you choose 50 or go full diva with 100, each 4″ square is armed with humor, rounded edges, and pulp board realness. Same print on every one—because repetition is the key to both design and effective excuses.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Matte Hardboard, 50 pt Pulp Board: Thick enough to handle your drinks, your drama, and your guests’ emotional baggage.

• One Size: 4″ × 4″: Perfect for mugs, glasses, or judging looks.

• Available in Sets of 50 or 100: Depending on whether your guest list includes just friends or friends, their dogs, and every plus-one they didn’t tell you about.

• One-Sided Print: All coasters feature the same excuse — because let’s face it, the dog is always the reason.

• Assembled in the USA: Globally sourced parts, globally understood priorities.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Gently wipe the dust off with a soft, dry cloth.
• Don’t soak them. They protect against drinks, not existential crises.

📏 Size Guide:

• Each coaster is a stylish 4″ × 4″ square —
• Big enough for your beverages, small enough for your passive-aggressive home décor statement.

💡 Pro Tip:Stockpile these for parties, offices, or spontaneous interventions when someone reaches for your coffee table bare-handed. They’re also perfect for giving as gifts to your fellow dog-distracted friends. The more you hand out, the fewer water rings you’ll cry over.

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