Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Cutting Board

Your kitchen deserves a cutting board as unbothered by your schedule as you are. Made from durable, dishwasher-safe tempered glass, this board is tough enough for your sharpest knife and stylish enough to make your guests forget you’re 30 minutes late (again). With four rubber dots of stability magic and your go-to excuse printed across it, this isn’t just a chopping surface—it’s a statement.

✨ Key Features:

• Tempered Glass Realness: Resilient, heat-resistant, and classier than your wooden board that smells like regret.

• 4 Rubber Dots of Destiny: Keeps your board stable during even the most dramatic of dice-and-cry sessions.

• Dishwasher-Safe: Because you have better things to do than hand-wash (like staring at dogs on TikTok).

• Two Size Options:

  • Large (15.5″ × 11.25″) – for serious meals or serious emotional breakdowns.

  • Small (11″ × 8.25″) – for snacks, side dishes, or passive-aggressive veggie chopping.

• Transparency Notice: The lighter the design, the more transparent it becomes. Just like your intentions when you “accidentally” walk through the dog park twice.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Throw it in the dishwasher like a champion

• Or hand wash with warm water and dish soap if you’re feeling old-school

• No scrubbing necessary unless you sliced up your feelings on it

📏 Size Guide:

Available in two sizes to match your mood and menu:

• Large: 15.5″ × 11.25″ – Go big or go order takeout.

• Small: 11″ × 8.25″ – Perfect for single servings or single living.

💡 Pro Tip: Leave it on your countertop even when you’re not cooking. It doubles as personality decor and a visual reminder to anyone entering your kitchen: I may be late, but I’m stylish, emotionally available to dogs, and mildly dangerous with a knife.

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