Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Bottle Opener

Designed to open bottles and hearts (mostly bottles), this custom bottle opener is here to make your life easier—assuming you’re 21+ and surrounded by snacks. It’s got everything: two ways to pop a cap, a magnetic back so it clings harder than you did to that adorable puppy on the sidewalk, and a design that doubles as your official excuse for being late. Again.

✨ Key Features:

• Two Opening Mechanisms: Why settle for one way to open bottles when you can have two? Versatility is sexy.

• Magnetic Back: Sticks to your fridge, your grill, or wherever you abandon it after your third IPA.

• Matte Finish with Bold Design: Sophisticated, yet loud enough to shout “I prioritize dogs over punctuality” from across the room.

• Vibrant Colors: Bright enough to catch attention, even if your party hosting skills don’t.

• Compact Bottle Cap Shape: It’s cute, it’s round, and it totally won’t get mistaken for a cookie (unless you’re drinking very early in the day).

• Materials: Built from polycarbonate, metal, and magnet — like a cyborg, but more fun and less apocalyptic.

• Assembled in Style: Blank product sourced from South Korea — the land of skincare and stylish functionality.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Spilled something? Just rinse with warm water and dish soap. No need to panic or Google anything. It’s not that fancy.

📏 Size Guide:

• One Size Fits All Thirst
  Diameter: 3 inches (7.6 cm)
  Height: 0.67 inches – big enough to be useful, small enough to lose in a drawer and find again during a minor life crisis.

💡 Pro Tip: Stick it on the fridge and let it silently judge guests who try to twist off a non-twist-off bottle. It’s not just an opener—it’s a lifestyle. Bonus: it’s a built-in excuse if you show up with the beer but not the ice.

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