Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Cork Back Coaster

This isn’t just a coaster — it’s a declaration of priorities. Made with a glossy top so shiny it doubles as a tiny mirror for your judgmental coffee, and a cork bottom so grippy it clings harder than you did to that golden retriever on the sidewalk. Whether you’re branding your brand or just branding your table with sass, this coaster gets the job done — with style, sarcasm, and slip-resistance.

✨ Key Features:

• Glossy Finish: A slick top coat worthy of your fanciest drink—or your messiest one. No judgment.

• Vibrant Full-Color Print: Makes your excuses loud and proud in high-definition.

• Cork Bottom: Authentic cork that’s more reliable than most of your group chats. No scratches, no slides, no drama.

• Two Shape Options:

  • Square (3.75″ x 3.75″) – for orderly, symmetrical personalities who like their coffee strong and their sarcasm stronger.

  • Round (4″ x 4″) – for the free spirits and accidental coaster jugglers.

• Assembled in the USA: With globally sourced parts and globally approved levels of sass.

• One Coaster Per Listing: Because commitment starts with one… and spirals quickly.

🧽 Care Instructions:

• Gently wipe with a clean, dry microfiber cloth

• No soaking, no scrubbing, and definitely no dishwasher shenanigans

• Treat it like a diva — it’ll treat your table the same

📏 Size Guide:

This coaster comes in two fabulous shapes:

• Square – 3.75″ x 3.75″: For when you want edges as sharp as your wit.

• Round – 4″ x 4″: For when your drinks—and your sense of direction—go in circles.

Perfectly sized for everything from espresso shots to emotional support wine glasses.

💡 Pro Tip: Get both shapes and start a personality test at your next party: square people sit on one side, round folks on the other. Bonus points if someone asks what the dog looked like — and you launch into a full slideshow.

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