Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Apron 5-Color Straps (AOP)

This apron isn’t just a fashion statement for people who burn toast and call it rustic—it’s the ultimate sidekick for dog-distracted kitchen warriors. Whether you’re whisking eggs or dodging furballs on your way to the stove, this 100% polyester canvas apron keeps you clean, comfy, and stylishly apologetic for your canine priorities. With five strap colors to match your vibe (or your dinner theme), it’s time to cook like you mean it—or at least like you saw a dog first.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Canvas: Tougher than a toddler with a wooden spoon. Soft enough not to judge your boxed mac ‘n’ cheese.

• Tie-back Closure: Adjustable for comfort, or when you just need a dramatic exit from the kitchen.

• Stain-free Zone: Keeps your clothes safe from spaghetti splatters and failed Pinterest recipes.

• Vibrant Colors: Prints so bright, even your dog will stop barking to admire it.

• Strap Options: Available in black, beige, blue, pink, or white. Because coordinating with your kitchen chaos matters.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low (or just air dry it on your dog if they’ll sit still)

• Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean—this isn’t the prom

Size Guide:

• Length: 31.5″ – Covers you from spaghetti spills to awkward kitchen dance moves

• Width: 25.6″ – For maximum splatter protection

• Side Seam: 23.6″ – Yes, it’s got seams, and they matter

• Neck Strap Length: 20.5″ – Adjustable for giraffes and hobbits alike

• Waist Strap (Each): 37.4″ – So you can tie it tight or let your gut breathe after a fourth helping

Pro Tip: Perfect for gifting to your favorite dog-loving disaster-in-the-kitchen. Just don’t be surprised if they wear it as a fashion statement at brunch.

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