Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Glass Cutting Board

This isn’t just a cutting board—it’s a bark-tastic battlefield for your veggies. Crafted from textured tempered glass tougher than your grandma’s meatloaf, this board is here to endure your worst onion-chopping meltdowns. Whether you’re slicing, dicing, or just pretending you cook to impress guests, this cutting board says, “I’m classy, but I’m also deeply distracted by dogs.”

Key Features:

• Tempered Glass Surface – Stronger than your willpower at a buffet.

• Two Size Options – 8″ × 11″ for “I cut sometimes” and 11″ × 15″ for “I meal prep… once a year.”

• Textured Non-Slip Surface – Because your cucumber shouldn’t go flying across the kitchen.

• Four Rubber Dots of Stability – Like emotional support, but for your chopping.

• Vibrant Print – Permanent design, unlike your interest in that last diet.

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only—treat it like it’s holding your deepest secrets (or last night’s garlic stench).
• Use mild soap and wipe with a damp cloth. Dishwasher? Not today, Satan.

Size Guide:

• 8″ x 11″ – Great for small meals or big egos.

• 11″ x 15″ – Ideal for when you actually need space to cook.

Pro Tip: Double as a charcuterie display board when your in-laws visit—distract them from your life choices with fancy cheese and an adorable dog pun.

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