Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Trucker Retro Hat
$14.70
Running late again? Blame it on the dog—and do it in retro style. This vintage-inspired trucker hat doesn’t just say “I saw a dog,” it shouts it from your mesh-backed, snap-adjusted, Permacurv®-visored rooftop. Equal parts nostalgia and distraction, it’s the perfect cap for those whose punctuality is directly impacted by tail wags.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : bark-and-brim brigade, canine couture, dog obsessed fashion, Late But Stylish, trucker hat drama
Blast from the past but make it fashionably distracted by dogs. This retro trucker cap is the mullet of headwear—business in the structure, party in the mesh. Made for road trips, spontaneous dog sightings, and pretending you know how to reverse a pickup truck, this hat screams vintage cool while whispering, “I brake for tail wags.”
Key Features:
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74% polyester, 26% cotton: Just enough cotton to pretend it’s breathable, just enough polyester to survive a snack run in the rain.
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Mid-profile, 6-panel structure: Holds shape like your grandma’s holiday jello mold.
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Mesh back: So your head can breathe through all your excuses.
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Permacurv® visor: Fancy word for “your cool curve stays cool.”
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Matching snapback closure and undervisor: Coordinated like your 2002 prom outfit, but on purpose.
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean like you care.
- Use diluted detergent, soak gently for 15 minutes (like it’s at a spa), rinse, towel pat like it’s a delicate dessert, reshape, and air dry. Boom—hat zen achieved.
Size Guide:
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Circumference: Head-shaped
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Structure: Strong enough to survive surprise dog park encounters
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Fit: Adjustable snapback = one size fits your weird-shaped skull
Pro Tip: Great for hiding bad hair, dog slobber, and the fact you were absolutely late because yes, again, you saw another dog.
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