Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Low Profile Baseball Cap
$17.43
Always late? Blame it on the dog. This low-profile baseball cap is the official uniform for professional dog-noticers and people who believe punctuality is a suggestion, not a rule. Made from 100% cotton twill and featuring a Velcro® closure (because buttons are for overachievers), it’s unstructured, just like your daily routine. Throw it on, spot a pup, and embrace lateness with style.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : canine distraction cap, chronically late couture, dog-themed fashion, funny baseball hats, hound-spotting headwear
Introducing the hat that’s just as distracted by dogs as you are. This low-profile baseball cap is made for wandering minds and wandering pups. Crafted from 100% cotton twill and featuring an unstructured, laid-back fit, it’s perfect for those who love their style casual, their dog sightings frequent, and their excuses creative. Adjustable Velcro® closure means you can size it for spontaneous squirrel chases, brunch dates, or both. Bonus: it’s the only cap that truly understands your priorities.
Key Features:
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🧢 100% Cotton Twill – Soft, breathable, and durable enough to survive even the most dramatic tail-wagging.
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🪡 Reinforced Stitching – Because floppy brims are for amateurs and this hat is in it for the long haul.
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🎯 Adjustable Velcro® Closure – Quick and easy like your excuse for being late.
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🎩 Low Profile & Unstructured – The cool cousin of traditional baseball caps – effortlessly stylish, just like your dog.
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🎨 Customizable – Add your design, or just let the hat speak for itself. It’s already nailed the personality.
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.
- For those “stepped-in-the-dog-park-again” messes, scrub gently with a soft brush.
- Do not soak, unless your hat is into bubble baths.
Size Guide:
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One size fits most humans and the occasional very fashionable garden gnome.
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Circumference: 22.83 inches
Pro Tip: Pairs perfectly with spontaneous dog-spotting, early morning coffee runs, and pretending you didn’t just spend 10 minutes talking to someone else’s golden retriever.
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One size Circumference, in 22.83 -