Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Camouflage Trucker Hat (Embroidery)

For those who are always late but stylishly incognito, this camouflage trucker hat lets the world know you’re part explorer, part dog whisperer, and 100% fabulous. With breathable mesh for when the heat is real (like spotting a golden retriever across the parking lot), this embroidered cap is your undercover dog-spotting uniform. Whether you’re blending into the woods or the weekend farmers market, this hat keeps your priorities—and your head—cool.

Key Features:

• 🧢 Structured, 6-Panel Design: Holds its shape better than your last attempt at being on time.

• 🌬️ Poly Mesh Back: Keeps things breezy even when your dog radar is on high alert.

• 🎯 Adjustable Snapback: One size fits most heads and all egos.

• 🧵 Six Rows of Visor Stitching: Because style and durability matter.

• 🌿 Low-Profile Fit: Cool, calm, and ready to bark—I mean, blend in.

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean with warm water and a soft-bristled brush.
• Do not bleach unless you’re going for an ironic camo-fade aesthetic.

Size Guide:

• Circumference: 22.05 – 24.41 in – Fits most heads, not guaranteed to fit inflated egos.

• Height: 5.51 in – Tall enough for mysterious allure, not tall enough to stash snacks.

• Visor Width: 9.06 in – Wide enough to shade from the sun and awkward interactions.

• Visor Length: 2.76 in – Classic length for a classic dog-watcher.

Pro Tip: Pair it with your most mysterious “I’m just here for the dog” expression. Bonus points if you actually spot a dog mid-conversation and completely abandon the topic.

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