Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Camouflage Trucker Hat (Embroidery)
$29.02
Always late? Blame the dog—then look fabulous doing it. This camo trucker hat combines stealth, style, and just enough structure to make you look like you have your life together (even if you’re 30 minutes behind because you stopped to pet a golden retriever named Waffles). Breathable mesh keeps your head cool while your heart melts over every pup in sight.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : camo-fashion-fail, Dog Lover Cap, hat-hair-dont-care, late-again-style, trucker-style-drama
For those who are always late but stylishly incognito, this camouflage trucker hat lets the world know you’re part explorer, part dog whisperer, and 100% fabulous. With breathable mesh for when the heat is real (like spotting a golden retriever across the parking lot), this embroidered cap is your undercover dog-spotting uniform. Whether you’re blending into the woods or the weekend farmers market, this hat keeps your priorities—and your head—cool.
Key Features:
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🧢 Structured, 6-Panel Design: Holds its shape better than your last attempt at being on time.
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🌬️ Poly Mesh Back: Keeps things breezy even when your dog radar is on high alert.
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🎯 Adjustable Snapback: One size fits most heads and all egos.
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🧵 Six Rows of Visor Stitching: Because style and durability matter.
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🌿 Low-Profile Fit: Cool, calm, and ready to bark—I mean, blend in.
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean with warm water and a soft-bristled brush.
- Do not bleach unless you’re going for an ironic camo-fade aesthetic.
Size Guide:
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Circumference: 22.05 – 24.41 in – Fits most heads, not guaranteed to fit inflated egos.
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Height: 5.51 in – Tall enough for mysterious allure, not tall enough to stash snacks.
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Visor Width: 9.06 in – Wide enough to shade from the sun and awkward interactions.
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Visor Length: 2.76 in – Classic length for a classic dog-watcher.
Pro Tip: Pair it with your most mysterious “I’m just here for the dog” expression. Bonus points if you actually spot a dog mid-conversation and completely abandon the topic.
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One size Circumference, in 22.05 – 24.41 Height, in 5.51 Visor width, in 9.06 Visor length, in 2.76 -