Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog 5 Panel Trucker Cap (Embroidery)
$25.33
Finally, a hat that understands your priorities: dogs first, punctuality… somewhere way down the list. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog 5 Panel Trucker Cap brings classic road trip vibes with a flat bill cool enough to block out both the sun and judgmental glances. Structured, breathable, and adjustable — just like your excuses.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : canine distraction gear, dog excuse hat, fashionably late accessory, funny trucker cap, paws before people
Blame your lateness on something adorable and your style on something iconic. This 5 Panel Trucker Cap delivers classic road-trip vibes with a modern twist that says, “Yes, I’m fashionably behind because… dog.” With a flat bill sharper than your wit and breathable materials that keep your head cooler than your excuses, this hat is your new go-to for all things shady (sunshade, that is). Plus, it’s structured just enough to hold in all your thoughts about the dog you just saw.
Key Features:
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Structured, five-panel, high-profile: Gives you that confident shape that screams “I meant to be this cool.”
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Flat bill: For max shade-throwing, literally and figuratively.
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Snapback closure: Because we love adjustable life choices.
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Material magic: A fine blend of cotton, nylon, and polyester (or an alt-poly/cotton combo) for durability and dog-spotting durability.
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Versatile fit: Fits heads that range from “tiny genius” to “big ideas.” (21″–23″ circumference)
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean like it’s a secret.
- Warm water + dish soap + a soft brush = good as new.
- No soaking.
- No drama.
Size Guide:
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Circumference: 20.5″–23.62″ — basically one-size-fits-most unless you’re a cartoon character.
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Height: 4.5″ — tall enough to contain all your dog-related thoughts.
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Visor Width: 2.64″ — keeps the sun out and the sass in.
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Visor Length: 7.48″ — long enough to nod dramatically when you say “Sorry I’m late…”
Pro Tip: Pair this with your best “Yes I was staring at a dog” face for maximum believability. Bonus points if there’s actual fur on your shirt.
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One size Circumference, in 20.50 – 23.62 Height, in 4.50 Visor width, in 2.64 Visor length, in 7.48 -