Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Foam Trucker Hat (Embroidery)
$21.65
Prepare to ascend into legendary fashion status with the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Foam Trucker Hat — the only thing thicker than its foam front is the excuse you’ll give for being late (again). Featuring breathable mesh, non-toxic foam, and a structure stiffer than your morning coffee, this hat brings old-school cool back faster than you can say, “Wait, was that a corgi?” One size fits most, egos not included.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : canine distraction couture, dog excuse fashion, foam trucker hat, late but fabulous, snapback comedy cap
Prepare to channel your inner 80s rockstar or “cool uncle at the BBQ” vibe with the ultimate Foam Trucker Hat! With a 100% polyester front tougher than your grandma’s holiday fruitcake, and a breathable mesh back to keep your noggin feeling breezy, this cap doesn’t just block the sun — it blocks bad fashion choices. Featuring thick, non-toxic foam and a high-profile, 5-panel structure, this hat is perfect for turning heads, starting conversations, and maybe even shielding yourself from judgment when you’re late (because dog sightings happen, okay?).
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Stronger than your willpower around free donuts.
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Structured 5-Panel High-Profile: Built like a skyscraper but way more fashionable.
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Non-Toxic Foam Front: Fancy enough to say, “I care about style and safety.”
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Adjustable Plastic Snap: Because “one size fits most” is just polite optimism.
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Vintage Flair, Modern Sass: Perfect for casual hangs, truck rides, and “Sorry I’m Late” life moments.
Care Instructions:
- Spot clean gently with warm water and dish soap.
- No need to drown it — just a little spa day for your hat.
- Use a soft-bristled brush for those stubborn “mystery smudges” (we’re looking at you, ketchup).
Size Guide:
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Circumference: 24.02″–25.98″ – roomy enough for big brains and bigger personalities
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Height: 5.98″ – a crown fit for casual royalty
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Width: 8.58″ – wide enough to carry all your “fashionably late” excuses
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Panel Height: 2.99″ – just enough height to feel like you’re winning at life
Pro Tip: Pair this hat with a mischievous grin and a “Sorry I’m Late, I Saw a Dog” story. Instant crowd favorite, no questions asked.
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One size Circumference, in 24.02 – 25.98 Height, in 5.98 Width, in 8.58 Panel height, in 2.99 -