Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Bucket Hat (AOP)

From fishermen to fashionistas, the bucket hat has been living its best life for over a century—and now it’s your turn. Featuring your wildest designs, this 100% polyester masterpiece protects your noggin while making sure you’re the absolute main character at farmers markets, music festivals, and random dog park strolls. Two stitching colors, two sizes, infinite swag.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: As tough as your willpower at a dog adoption event.

• Stitching Color Options: Match your chaotic energy with two different stitching choices.

• Multiple Sizes: Because one-size-fits-all is a lie and we believe in options.

• Great Accessory: Shade your eyes from the sun and judgmental stares — multitasking at its finest.

• Made in USA: As American as hot dogs and unsolicited small talk with strangers about their Labradoodle.

Care Instructions:

• Do not bleach (unless you want sad, spotty regrets).

• Dry flat, like your humor.

• Iron on low heat (because we respect the hat’s personal space).

• Dry clean if you’re feeling fancy.

• Machine wash cold, because nobody likes a shrunken bucket.

Size Guide:

(All measurements refer to product dimensions, not your dog’s head — though we support matching outfits.)

• Small: Crown Height 3.35″ | Brim Width 2.17″ | Head Circumference 21.02″

• Large: Crown Height 3.35″ | Brim Width 2.17″ | Head Circumference 24.72″

Pro Tip: Pair this bucket hat with an “I brake for squirrels” bumper sticker for maximum chaotic neutral energy.

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