Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Distressed Cap
$18.20
Running late? Blame it on the dog — and look effortlessly cool while doing it. This distressed cap is the perfect mix of “I have my life together” and “I just spent 20 minutes petting a stranger’s golden retriever.” Made from comfy cotton twill with just the right amount of “Oops, I’m stylish,” it’s your ticket to becoming a fashionably tardy legend.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : canine excuse gear, Dog Lover Cap, Funny Distressed Hat, Late But Adorable, Sorry I’m Late Hat
Whether you’re shielding your eyes from the sun or hiding the existential dread of adulthood, this distressed cap has your back (well, your head). Made from 100% cotton twill and expertly distressed for that “I definitely didn’t just buy this yesterday” vibe, this hat is your new best friend—second only to the dog you got distracted by.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton Twill: So soft you’ll forget you were supposed to be an adult today.
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Comfortable Fit: Low profile, just like your expectations for social events.
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Distressed Elements: Because life’s hard enough without pretending your hat isn’t.
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6-Panel Structure: Math is hard, but your hat game isn’t.
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Adjustable D-Ring Closure: For when your snack intake demands a little more wiggle room.
Care Instructions:
Pretend you’re a responsible adult: spot clean with warm water and dish soap. For stubborn dirt, a soft bristled brush works better than passive-aggressively glaring at the stain.
Size Guide:
(For heads of all glorious sizes)
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Crown height: 6.5″ – Perfect for crowning yourself King/Queen of Late Arrivals.
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Crown width: 7.0″ – Because your brain deserves space to roam free.
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Front panel width: 7.37″ – Big enough for all your bright ideas (or excuses).
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Bill length: 2.87″ – The perfect length for throwing shade… literally.
Pro Tip: Wear this cap while dramatically arriving late and yelling, “SORRY, I SAW A DOG!” Instant forgiveness. Instant legend status.
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One size Crown height, in 6.50 Crown width, in 7.00 Width of front panel, in 7.37 Bill length, in 2.87 -
Price range: $41.88 through $46.65