Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Shoulder Tote Bag (AOP)

When life gives you errands, this tote gives you style. Made from 100% durable cotton and designed to survive whatever chaotic adventure you’re on — from groceries to impromptu puppy parades. With a roomy size and comfy shoulder handles, it’s basically a hug disguised as a bag. Bonus points for carrying snacks, emotional support lip balm, or tiny dogs (we don’t judge).

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton:
  Soft, tough, and ready for your unpredictable lifestyle (and occasional snack hoarding).

• Lightweight:
  Because life is heavy enough already.

• Long Handles:
  Designed for comfy over-the-shoulder drama and superior tote-flinging.

• Reinforced Stitching:
  Built to survive overstuffed chaos (and questionable life choices).

• All-over Print:
  Because blank space is boring, and you deserve better.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your heart during horror movies), gentle soap is recommended.
• Do not bleach (unless you’re aiming for a science experiment). Air dry.
• No tumble drying, no ironing — keep it chill, like your weekend plans.

Size Guide:

• Width: 18.31″ — Big enough for impulse purchases.

• Length: 16.54″ — Just the right size for dodging adult responsibilities.

• Handle Length: 31.5″ — Sling it, swing it, live your best bag life.

Pro Tip: Stuff it with essentials plus one emergency dog treat — you never know when you’ll need to bribe a new furry friend (or distract a meeting room).

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