Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Fitness Handbag
$43.45
Need a bag that works as hard as you pretend you do at the gym? Meet the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Fitness Handbag — water-resistant, stylishly chaotic, and tough enough to survive a gym floor (or your car’s backseat). With plenty of space for snacks, sneakers, and poor life choices, this bag says, “I’m athletic… adjacent.”
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : carry life regrets, dog distraction champion, fitness fashion emergency, gym bag chaos, late but fabulous
Whether you’re chasing PRs at the gym or chasing after your dog because they stole your shoe again, this “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Fitness Handbag is ready for action. Made from water-resistant, life-resistant 1200D nylon (basically armor for your snacks and spare socks), it’s built tough — just like your new fitness regime (or so you keep telling yourself). Featuring a comfy adjustable strap, multiple pockets for organizing your questionable life choices, and room for everything from protein bars to last night’s regrets.
Key Features:
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100% 1200D Nylon: Strong enough to survive your gym bag neglect and the occasional protein shake explosion.
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Water-Resistant: For sweaty commutes, rainy tantrums, or unexpected dog slobber attacks.
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Extra Spacious: Fits your dreams, your doubts, and at least three types of granola bars.
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Vibrant Colors: Printed so bright and crisp, even your dog would pause to admire it (before trying to chew it).
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Convenient Pockets: For stashing everything you swear you’re going to use — like resistance bands you bought three New Year’s ago.
Care Instructions:
Treat it better than your abandoned gym membership! Spot clean with mild soap and warm water, no bleach, no tumble dry. Don’t sunbathe it or dry clean it either — this bag deserves better.
Size Guide:
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Bag dimensions: 13.3″ long x 12.4″ high — basically the perfect size for gym stuff, your emotional baggage, or a very small dog (not recommended).
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Shoulder strap length: Up to 55.9″ — because comfort > chafing.
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Handle length: 21.26″ — arm day optional.
Pro Tip: Want to look like you totally have your life together? Sling this bag over your shoulder, add a protein shake in one hand, and a “totally planned” dog sighting excuse in the other. Instant life upgrade.
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12.4″ x 13.3″ Length, in 13.30 Height, in 12.40 Shoulder strap length, in 55.91 Handle length, in 21.26 -