Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Chest Bag (AOP)

Introducing the ultimate “I swear I was on time until a dog appeared” chest bag! Crafted from durable nylon and sprinkled with just the right amount of sass, this over-the-shoulder bag is your trusty sidekick whether you’re chasing buses or just chasing tail-waggers. With enough compartments to rival a tactical vest (but make it fashion), it’ll carry your essentials while you carry your canine obsessions everywhere you go.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Premium Nylon – Built tougher than your last relationship. Windproof and ready for zoomies.

• Adjustable Strap – Sling it, swing it, or wear it sideways like a dog-loving rebel.

• Compartments Galore – One main compartment, two zip pockets, and two mesh pockets… because snacks. Always snacks.

• Black Detailing – Like a little black dress for your torso. But way more practical.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Keep it cool—no boiling water, this isn’t pasta.

• Avoid bleach like you avoid anyone who says “I’m not really a dog person.”

• Wipe it gently. It has feelings too.

📏 Size Guide:

• Roughly the size of your dog-watching essentials: wallet, phone, snacks, and a notebook for rating every dog you meet.

• Adjustable strap fits all—from dog-walkers to dog-sprinters.

• Big enough to carry what you need, small enough to not look like you’re moving in.

💡 Pro Tip: Want instant street cred with fellow dog lovers? Keep some treats in the mesh pocket. Dogs will love you. Their humans might too.

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