Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Drawstring Bag

Ever dashed out the door, saw a dog, and suddenly your schedule collapsed like a poorly-stacked Jenga tower? Yeah, us too. That’s why we made this drawstring bag – for dog distractions and spontaneous adventures. Whether you’re heading to the gym or off on a canine-spotting safari, this bag is your low-key, high-function companion that says, “I was gonna be on time, but…puppy.”

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Tougher than your willpower around golden retrievers.

• Metal Grommets – Shiny bits that hold your life together. Literally.

• Spacious Interior – Big enough for gym clothes, snacks, AND that squeaky toy you accidentally bought for yourself.

• Inner Zip Pocket – Because loose chapstick and mystery coins deserve a home too.

• Fully Lined with Black Sheeting – Stylishly stealthy on the inside.

Care Instructions:

Channel your inner laundry wizard:

• Remove all your treasures.

• Spot-treat any chaos with stain remover.

• Use warm water + detergent + gentle scrub.

• Air dry like it’s sunbathing.

• Do not tumble, iron, bleach, or send through a black hole.

Size Guide:

• Length: 18.9″ – Tall enough to stash your hopes, dreams, and emergency snacks.

• Width: 14.57″ – Just wide enough for a water bottle, gym gear, or three small dogs (don’t).

• Drawcord Length: 23.6″–25.6″ – Adjustable for your comfort and dramatic flair.

Pro Tip: Use it to carry gym clothes and you might actually go to the gym. Use it to carry snacks and you definitely won’t share. Either way, this bag will hold your things and your excuses.

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